Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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