You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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