Already got asked if we're dating
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
