I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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