New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
i drank out of a bidet.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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