escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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