Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
