are you still at the devil's house?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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