I feel like I'm in dance class right now
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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