Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
the raccoons are back...
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