he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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