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• (708): View more from Illinois

  he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.

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• (619): View more from California

  Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done

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• (914): View more from New York

  It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you

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• (806): View more from Texas

  I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  How are you feeling?

  (1-541): View more from Oregon

  Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo

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• (914): View more from New York

  First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.

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• (707): View more from California

  On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.

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