you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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