I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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