Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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