i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
There r osticjed everywhere
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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