just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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