don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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