If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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