I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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