If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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