is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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