going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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