hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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