it's too hot outside to masturbate.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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