I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
