There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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