Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
