dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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