JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
