good thing vaginas are great cup holders
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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