jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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