relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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