i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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