I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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