your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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