Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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