Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
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