that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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