I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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