I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
My dad is sitting where you rode me
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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