Umm I'm too high to move.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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