So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
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craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying