I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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