sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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