Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She bit a glass in half.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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