she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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