Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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