I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I need water and some morals
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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