i just google imaged poop.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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