I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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