Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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