so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Shame - the story of my life.
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