Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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