We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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