i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Found your dick twin last night
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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