Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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